February 2012
dujardins:
those ashes were the ashes of leo’s burned hopes and dreams for the academy awards
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Dear Sacha Baron Cohen, this is The Oscars, not...
I don’t understand how the Academy is allowing that. Like, why are they even allowing promotion of a shit joke of a movie?!
dujardins:
what if leo slides down the red carpet covered head to toe in oil
like a walrus
Normal People: Are you wearing a formal gown?
Me:
Normal People: Is that lipstick?
Me:
Normal People: Oh, God- heels, too??
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I'd like to thank the Academy.
